Thursday, December 9, 2010

Arson, King Charles, and Billy Joel...

Interesting combination right? For those of you familiar with our boy Billy Joel, you will probably know his 1989 song "We Didn't Start the Fire" and the lyrics that make it what it is. King Charles, the crazy-haired beauty with a voice, has recently recreated it for the 2010 era.

Listen to the lyrics, watch the videos, and see how much the world has both changed, and stayed exactly the same.

 

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye" Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire, no we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez, Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Zhou Enlai, Bridge On The River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball, Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide, Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex, J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan,Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide, Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning, we didn't start the fire
But when we are gone, it will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...


 

Kate Moss, 50 Cent, Obama is the president
Peace is scarce, no one dares, litvinenko
Climate change, live aid, katemine, new rave, loose morals, hearts are hollow,
GaGa on the radio

Down with self esteem, another beauty magazine,
Bridgeport, suicide, Facebook, the face dies,
Hedge funds, boys with guns, manic state mania,
Immigration stole the nation, Mother Russia, Abu Hamza

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire, no, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it

Putin has a breeding camp, Mugabe stamps his people out,
The gallows take Saddam Hussein, the closing of Guantanamo Bay,
Tracy Emin and Doherty, the new aristocracy
David Beckham, Posh Beckham, earthquake, and vanity,
The Rolling Stones still play, we all know Tom Cruise is gay,
Lime light celebrities, the season lost integrity,
Ian Huntley, Harold Shipman, Madeline is still missing, 20 virgins up in heaven,
What's the cause of 9/11?

Sensitive Islamist, satire struggles to exist,
Cartoons, teddy bears could start a holy war,
X factor, Glastonbury, Laura Marling, ecstasy, Prince Charles and Camilla,
The media is a bloodsucker.

Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, they owned Koreas before the crown, I'm still loyal to the Queen, and she's still loyal to you and me
Credit Crunch, cash for honors, northern rock, John Prescott,
Labor government union embarrassed us all

Advancing on the Israelites, terrorist for animal rights,
Ununited generation, love is just a hippie notion,
Queen Mother laid to rest, absurd Diana inquests,
The grace of the Prince has stand it's test,
Existentialist whine? Muhammad fiat
Bombs over Baghdad, troops to Afghanistan, war on terror, friendly fire,
What's the truth and what's a lie?

Man has made himself a slave to oil, porn, gold and fame
But as the dollar weakens even further
Britain will be great forever.

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